Photos by Emma Vidmar Photography
I'm just gonna go ahead and say that I hate April Fool's day because I'm pretty sure it's the reason I have trust issues. Every year I turn into this manic paranoid agoraphobic, and I never want to leave my house because I think everyone's out to get me. I can pinpoint my aversion to this holiday to 2008 when my (so-called) best friend put me on the emotional roller coaster of my life when she duped me into thinking I was getting free backstage meet n' greet passes to a Britney Spears concert, and it's only gotten worse since then.
So good luck out there and trust no one, y'all. (April Fools. I'm not from the south.)